The Foot of Mormon

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 8, 2012

Did you know that some Mormons believe that Bigfoot is really Cain from Genesis?
No way.
Really. It says that Cain was a fugitive and vagabond who was to wander the earth and God put a mark on him to deter anyone from killing him.
That's insane! What kind of a whack job would believe that?
I, Mitt Romney, support the rights of loggers to log as much as they want in the Pacific North West.
That's right, cut down all the trees and then I'll have that bastard Sasquatch!