7 Degrees

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 9, 2012

That's Bob Barker. And while I'm ecstatic that you finally mentioned someone who is actually dead, I wasn't talking about Bob Barker.
You weren't? Good. I was going to make a "french fried potaters" joke but I wasn't sure it would be in good taste.
It wouldn't have been if Billy Bob Thorton had died.
If he had died, who would host the Oscars?
Billy Crystal. Billy Crystal would still host the Oscars.
But he can't now because he's dead?