Dad, Bill's family is going all over the country this summer and doing cool stuff for their summer vacation. What are we going to do?
One word: Staycation!
What?
It's like a vacation, but you stay home.
I thought the point of a vacation was to get away from the home.
And I used to think that getting married was a cheap way of getting laid every day, but then you and your sister came along so welcome to your Staycation sucker!
