Real Life: Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 17, 2020

You've got your green pants on!
I always have my green pants on. Why are you making a big deal about it?
It's Saint Patrick's Day! If someone sees you not wearing green, they get to pinch you.
Who's gonna see me? The schools are closed, restaurants are doing drive through only, and no one can be together in groups larger than ten.
You suck the fun out of everything. I'm going to go drink alone.
Now that's the way to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day!