The Offenders

Author: fpd

Date: January 24, 2004

by fpd
1-24-04
Fellow Offenders, the Furshlugginer Four are planning an attack on us. We must prepare ourselves.
That can't be. The Outta-Sight Chick is my honey.
She is the source of this conflict. She is Helen. Nemo is Paris. Greed Gizzards is Menelaus.
Bulk confused. Paris is city. Bulk bash men who lay us! Then Bulk bang them real good!
Do you have a better metaphor than the Trojan War, Strangelove? The Trojans lost.
Okay, you're Tony. She's Maria. We're the Jets, and the Furshlugginer Four are the Sharks.