Breaking News: The Offenders vs. the Furshlugginer Four

Author: fpd

Date: January 27, 2004

by fpd
1-27-04
We interrupt Oprah to bring you a breaking news story.
Residents of Manhattan are used to seeing superheros battle supervillains.
But today, two superhero groups, the Offenders and the Furshlugginer Four, are battling each other.
All three Offenders and three of the Furshlugginer Four have been spotted in mortal combat with each other.
It is assumed that the Outta-Sight Chick is simply invisible.
Oh fudge!