The Evanescent Five

Author: fpd

Date: January 28, 2004

by fpd
1-28-04
The new superhero group, the Evanescent Five, is no longer with us. Mr. Evanescent could strech his limbs any length. But he couldn't unstretch himself. He lost muscle tone and died of a heart attack.
The Human Combustion has died of spontaneous human combustion. The Snowman was too close to the conflagration and melted.
The Vanishing Girl has vanished. And who can forget the Forgettable It? It had the power to obscure any memory of him or her.
Did you say the Evanescent Five? Don't you mean the Evanescent Four?
Yes, from channel 3 news, we will miss you, Mr. Evanescent, Human Combustion, Snowman, and Vanishing Girl.