Interview with the Flaming Homo

Author: fpd

Date: January 29, 2004

by fpd
1-29-04
Dan Danielson with the Flaming Homo at FF headquarters. What is your response to the rumors that you're a homosexual?
What?! This is the first I've heard of these rumors. Why would anyone think I'm gay?
Well, your name means a homosexual who openly flaunts his homosexuality.
No, no, no. It means a homo sapien who is on fire. Just like the original Flaming Homo from World War II.
That Flaming Homo was a robot, not a homo sapien. If you're not gay, would you ever think of changing your name?
Human Fag might be a good one, because I look sort of like a cigarette.