The Death of Buddy, American Idol's sidekick

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2004

by fpd
1-31-04
Ha, ha, ha! We have you now, Americans!
Oh yeah?! Do you think some puny little Jap girls will stop me?
I'm afraid there's nothing we can do, son. True heros don't hit the fairer sex.
If only we had some dames in the Intruders. Then they could take out these dolls for us.
Arrgh! They got me! It's sure been swell to be your sidekick. Until now anyway.
Stupid Americans! Japan shall rule America, and you'll only get to watch anime cartoons on Saturday morning.