Mussolini checks out

Author: fpd

Date: February 1, 2004

by fpd
2-01-04
American Idol, your mission is to take out Mussolini. The war with Atlantis has weakened Italy, but I want America to get the credit for its defeat.
Sure thing, boss. I won't let you down.
You won't take me alive, American Idol. And I know your silly ideals won't let you kill. So, nyah, nyah, nyah!
I think you have me confused with someone else, Mussolini.
You surprise me, American Idol. I thought you didn't believe in killing people, yet you've killed Mussolini.
The ends sometimes justify the means, Submarine Hero Guy. Think of all the Atlantean lives I've saved today.