WW7: Worst thing to say to doctor or in restroom is the same

Author: fpd

Date: February 18, 2004

by fpd
2-18-04
Please bend over now, so that I can take your stool sample.
Doctor, I must tell you, you're who I'm gay for today.
Jim, come over to my stall. I have a special treat for you.
Don't give me any of your shit, man.
No, my shit's not the treat. I have to tell you, you're who I'm gay for today.
Stay the hell away from me, man.