CC 265: From Fantasy to Nightmare

Author: fpd

Date: November 13, 2004

by fpd
11-13-04
I'm a Knight, and things couldn't be going better for me. I'm off to marry the princess I just rescued from the dragon.
In case you haven't noticed, Mr. bigshot knight, I'm a mare, not a stallion. When you mounted me, I thought it meant something.
Lo, day has turned to night. What ill omen does this forebode?
You can forget all about your princess, because we're getting married.
Are you kidding me? I'm not going to marry some ugly horse! I have standards!
Weren't you paying attention? The minister just pronounced us knight and mare. Now it's time to pucker up and kiss your bride!