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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC 271: Jingle Jangle

by fpd
1-01-05


	Congratulations on beating the bigamy rap, Archie.


	Thanks, Trevor. I'm sure excited about getting back to the recording studio.


	I'm sorry, Archie. Adolescent girls want a superstar they can imagine marrying some day, not someone who's been in jail for bigamy.


	What will I do now? Am I all washed up?

Well, you could do commercials.


	I'm Archie Andrews. I used to think premarital sex was wrong, but I learned my lesson. Now I don't go marry every woman I want to have sex with. I just put on a Trojan instead.


	I'm Cheryl Blossom, and I won't do a guy without a Trojan. C'mere Archie, sugar sugar.

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