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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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FTC 54: Subjunctively speaking, would God hate fags?

by fpd
1-31-05


	Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.


	I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.


	Yeah? What's that?


	Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?'


	You know, Fred, you and your Westboro Baptist Church are always picketing people for being fags. But when did Jesus ever picket people for being fags?


	You need to learn a lesson in grammar, boy. I was speaking subjunctively. What Jesus has done has nothing to do with what he would do, and he would picket fags if he were here today.

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