East Side Story

Author: fpd

Date: August 8, 2001

by fpd
8-08-01
Maria sings a little ditty
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay ...
I'm gay too, my pretty. Let's have a gay old time.
Back off perve! She didn't mean gay in that way.
Curse you Tony, and your little bitch too.
I am gay in that way, but I like Keiko here, not some icky penguin.
You're so pretty, Maria.