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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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WW 42: Uncle Sam Wants You

by fpd
1-18-06


	Hello boy, Uncle Sam wants you to join the U.S. army. Just sign up here, and we'll have you in basic training in no time.


	I don't know. What kind of future can I find in the army?


	I'll be honest with you. We're at war, and you'll probably be killed. And if you don't come back in a bodybag, you'll probably come down with a neurological disorder.


	But at least I could retire as an officer and live on a nice pension the rest of my life, right?


	Not likely. Without ROTC training and a college degree, you'll never be an officer. Best case scenario is that you come back wounded and have to beg on the street.


	Well, thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass.

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