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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part iii

by fpd
7-10-06

Shit happens to space explorers.


	But this is not what humans look like. I'm not supposed to have a fish for a hand.


	You are the first DNA based species we have encountered. We did the best we could to fix you up after the crash.

Shit happens to cripples.


	But I thought that being handicapped didn't matter to you.


	Of course it doesn't. I'm not the one who is shallow. I don't like you because you're so shallow you prefer a pretty girl like me to an ugly cripple like yourself.

Shit even happens to little girls.


	Hold still while I give you this shot up your butt.


	No, stay away from me, lady!

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