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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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FTC97: Just Apply Yourself

by fpd
10-21-06


	Did you hear about the study that says men can be straight if they "apply themselves?"


	No, I thought being straight came naturally.


	No, it's very tricky. If you enjoy listening to Asia, or you like Studio Ghibli movies, or you're attracted to flat chested women, you're automatically gay.


	But I love Asia, Studio Ghibli, and flat chested women. Are you telling me I'm gay?


	I'm afraid so. But the good news is all you have to do is apply yourself. Discipline yourself to jump through all the right hoops, and you'll be straight in no time.


	Since the idea of gay sex with men disgusts me, I'll start applying myself right away. I just hope straight men can enjoy watching lesbian sex! I don't want to give that up!

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