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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC96: Naughty and Haughty

by fpd
1-30-02


	North Pole Tech Support. How can I help you?


	Yes, all that Santa left me for Christmas were these black rocks, which I didn't even ask for. I think there was some kind of mistake.


	Those black rocks are coal. It's what Santa delivers to all naughty boys and girls.


	Wait'll I get my hands on those dirty fags! It wasn't my fault, I tell you. They forced me to beat the snot out of them.


	Are you saying you haven't been naughty?


	Damn straight! It's not my fault sissy queerbates get in my face and just ask to get beaten up. It's not like I'm a fag or something. You should be thanking me, not sending me dirty frickin' coal.

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