Internet Geeks

Author: fpd

Date: February 1, 2002

by fpd
2-01-02
I've been told that many people on the internet are geeks. This is alarming news for me.
Er... Why is that so alarming, Diablo?
Geeks are a dangerous menace to chickens. They bite off the heads of live chickens.
Even so, how could they bite off your head over the internet?
What if I met someone in person after meeting her in a chat room, and she turned out to be a geek? It makes the internet a scary place.
The internet isn't for chickens, folks.