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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC101: Bitch Trial, part 8

by fpd
2-23-02

Gia begins her cross-examination.


	Let me begin with the semen. Doesn't this show that Kevin was raped and murdered by a man, and not by my client, who is a woman?


	Not at all. A bitch's inner masculinity gives her the power to manifest semen.


	This is surely undocumented superstition. Did you run a DNA test on the semen?


	Objection! As anyone knows, bitch semen is magical in origin and could match any man's DNA.


	Objection granted. Strike that last question from the record.


	What?! This is lunacy! You can't do that, your honor.

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