CC 659: A More Evolved Snowman

Author: fpd

Date: January 3, 2017

by fpd
1-03-17
No, I assure you, no one made me. I evolved from a snowball that evolved from a snowflake.
I really hear where you're coming from. No one made me this way! I'm evolved!
Check your white privilege! Men are not evolved!
Yes, it's a priviledge to be as white as I am, but it is only because generations of women preferred men with snow white complexions.
And now you see what I'm talking about. I'm much more evolved than that special snowflake!
Amen, brother! Evolution explains so much! I look this way because generations of women had foot fetishes!