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Dear Diary, Today my girlfriend left me. Apparently, she believed we no longer connecting. She took almost everything she owned, except her damn bird
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I tried getting it to talk. My ex could always get it to speak .Nothing I tried worked... Finally, in my frustration I had a brainstorm!
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The big bastard was a little stringy, but after a week, he was just another memory. Every time she would call, she would be confronted by his ear shattering cawing on my voicemail.
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| CAW CAW CAW CAW "What have you done to him?!!!" | |
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