fraod  

Heyyy, Didn't we meet at that inter-office social skills building seminar last week?

Ohh yeahheh... How ya been?

Oo, a chance to try out what we learned. *Ahem* I have been fine. May I inquire as to your health and the health of your spouse and or significant other?

Uh...Sue and I are just fine.

Oh God. I don't remember how the rest goes.