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by fredo716
3-29-09
Petition to end drunk drivng and to bring peace to our community
Lets do this!!!!
Ill be right there
So did you make the petition?
Yes. Its all ready to be signed by others that feel our interests.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Hey will you sign our petition.
Whats it for?
To bring peace to our community and to end drunk driving.
No. Hahahahahahaha, I would be caught dead signing a petition on that. I like drinking, and I like my community.
Wow, what an asshole. You should've seen how he treated me. Is our idea that bad.
I dont know. Why dont I try getting signatures.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Hey do you know how bad drunk driving is?
Shut up! You can drive drunk as long as your eyes are open. Geek!
Ya, but it is against the law to drive drunk and you can kill others in your path
So what. If you say one more word about drunk driving I am going to punch you in the face!!!
Just say No!!!
Thank God, finally someone that says no to drunk driving

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
No man, I am saying no to earthly violence.
O ok i agree with that topic to why dont we put are ideas together and make a petition to end earhtly violence and drunk driving. They both effect the environment!
Ok man lets do it!
Yes, ill go home and write a petition and will meet at my house tommorow. I live at 675 main street.
Ok man. Peace till tomorrow dude.
Ok ill write the petition meet me at my house tommorow at 6. Peace

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Ok.
20 minutes later...........
Hi, if you sign my petition ill have sex with you.
Ok, definitley. I need some pleasure and it looks like your petition does too.
I wonder how Jeff is doing with the petition......

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
1 hour later...................
Wow, that was interesting
O yes it was. Since your so good at what you do I will get all my friends to sign your petition.
How many friends do you have?
One, and it is this cheesburger right here.
Well that didnt work out. I am gonna go tell Steve that it looks like we are not gonna get any signatures.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Hey.
Hey, how did you do
It doesn't seem like buying petitions with sex works.
What, you did what. Why would you have sex to get petitions. That is disgusting and wrong. I am never talking to you again Jeff.
I can't believe what a jerk he is. What an unsuccessful petition.
Dont feel bad. You tried to save lives and a community. Dont feel down.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
JESUS?!?!?!?!?
Yes, it is I, The son of God. Now whats a matter.
Well me and my no longer friend made a petition to make peace in the world and to end drunk driving. I didn't do such a good job at getting signatures so Jeff had sex with a fat girl to get signatures
Wow, well Jeff did the wrong thing but you should forgive him. If you forgive him I will sign your petition which will mean alot.
Hey, I am sorry. If we could just get back together with writing this petition Jesus would sign it.
Look at my sign. I am telling you the same thing. I am doing this on my own. I tried for you and you couldnt even say thank you.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Jesus, I asked him to forgive me and he said no. He wants to do this on his own. I am never going to be able to end drunk driving.
Yes you can!
How?
Well since you tried to re-start your friendship with Jeff, and you really want to end drunk driving, I will sign your petition which will definitley end drunk driving.
REALLY!!!!!!!
Yes, now hand me the petition before I change my mind.

 

by fredo716
3-29-09
Wow Jesus, thank you!!
Don't mention it. Now lets end drunk driving!!!!!
Two Days Later.................
Hello My name is CHuck Heward, the cheif policeman of thisfine county. I have heared you are making a petition to end drunk driving. Is this correct?
Yes, why would you care
Well I would like to sign that petition and have me and you sit down to pass a law to end drunk driving.
O my God. Thank You!!!!!! My dream has come true

 

And then the dream came true for Steve to have a law that stopped drunk driving. He might not have had a full petition, but he achieved his goal on his own and thats all that counts.
Today cheif policeman Chuck Heward passed a law to end drunk driving which was inspired by a young intellegent young man named Steve.
THE END
by fredo716, 3-29-09

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