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| My dad says if you don't work out you're a lazy, fat bum. | |
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| My mom says that if you have high cholesterol you're fat and you'll die. Do you have high cholesterol? | |
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| Do you make the elves cook you food the other 364 days of the year? | |
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| If you're going to have a heart attack, leave now. that could scar me for life. | |
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| How do you train the reindeer to carry that much weight? | |
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| I hope you all can find a way to make coal fun. | |
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