Granny, what's this about taking my family jewels? I'm rich, and you want to take it all away so you can blow it all on denture cream and Engelbert Humperdinck CDs!
Yes... ummm... Well, you see... I just want to keep your jewels... safe you for you. But don't worry... I'll keep them in a place where you can see them any time you like!
Oh? Where's that?
In a jar, on the mantle.
Are you sure that's secure enough?
Unless a Chinese restaurant opens next door, I think we're safe.
