I don't understand why you Christians have such a problem with Gay marriage. Why is it any of your business?
It's a slippery slope that will lead to the downfall of our society! Imagine if we continued down this path...
The White House, 2042 A.D.
As the first transgendered President, I am pleased to sign the Defense of Peoples of Indeterminate Gender Marriage Act. Isn't that right, First Partner Fred?
Darling, I have a confession. I lied to you about the operation. I really AM a man!
