Jerry Lee Lewis is folding his clothes at the laundromat, when...
Jerry Lee? Jerry Lee Lewis?
Great balls of fire, woman! Are you middle age crazy? Your crazy arms done startled me!
I'm not middle-aged, I'm 39 and holding! Jerry Lee, you leave me breathless! Will you hold me in your crazy arms? There'll be a whole lot of shakin' goin' on! I'll be your wild one!