Welcome to Bendover Systems. How can I help-- Toby!!! Is it really you?
Glen, my old lover! The name is Tobor now. What are you doing here?
I am the proud recipient of the world's first artificial anus. Since you ravaged my ass I couldn't keep the poop in. I work here now as a demonstrator.
Well, an artificial anus is exactly why I came here.
Great! Let me just get my pants down and I'll show you what this baby can do! Hee hee!