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65,000,000 B.C: Major Disaster
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| Dammit, Roy! I just hate mating with our females! They’re so ugly… I don’t care if we become extinct! And yet… I’m still horny as a mammal! | |
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| I have the solution, Phil! Let me demonstrate a new medical practice I’ve invented called “Cornhology†Just lift your tail… | |
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1961 A.D: Major Birth Control
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| I’m sorry, John… We have to use the Femidom female condom. I can’t risk becoming pregnant while you’re the President. | |
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| Those things just don’t feel natural, Jackie. Let’s try something that Maril---err… Lyndon calls “Cornhology.†| |
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| Bleaaaurggh! I’ll talk with you in a minute, Mick… I’m busy talking to God on the porcelain telephone. Bluuuuucchhh!! | |
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| You know, David… while you’re prone over that toilet I’d like to try out this “Cornhology†thing you’ve been telling me about... | |
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