Jeremiah T. Fogg - Fashion Consultant #2

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 19, 2002

by fuzzyman
1-19-02
Death! I'm glad you stopped into my shop! Jeremiah T. Fogg knows when someone needs a fashion makeover, and you, sir, are ready for one!
Yeah, well, you know, it's time for a change. The basic brown robe is so... boring.
Indeed, indeed! Well, leave it to me! You'll be looking splendiforous in no time! Why, people will welcome Death and say, "Wasn't he a sharp dresser?"
Now don't do anything too radical. I'm still have to strike fear into people's hearts, you know.
Later...
Well, what do you think?
I hate you.