A taxi! That's the most brilliant idea that anyone has ever thought of! We'll rob a taxi driver! They carry gazillions of dollars in tips! What do you think, Colonel Perjury?
I think you're the sanest man I know.
Right! No, wait! I've got a better idea! Forget robbing the bank! We're incredibly handome men! Let's woo rich widows and bilk them out of their fortunes!
That idea has the possibility of perhaps maybe being fine, and even good!
Later...
I can't believe it's not... bigger.
Bigger? If it were any bigger it would punch a hole right through the fabric of the Universe!