DEAR SPANKLING: I am 15 years old. My family keeps telling me I am gaunt and too thin. I think I am fat -- way fat. From my point of view, I have an enormous stomach and big legs.
My parents say that I'm too thin. Doctors tell me to eat more. People tell me I am underweight. Here's my picture. What do you think? -- FATTY IN FRESNO
DEAR FATTY: Thank you for the lovely picture. However, it's very hard to evaluate your condition while you are clothed.
Please send some naked pictures of yourself to me at this address. I've enclosed a list of poses that will help me come to a conclusion.
