the beef

Author: g9nkyle

Date: January 13, 2006

by g9nkyle
1-13-06
once upon a time there waz a beef between a puppet and an elf
your mama is so fat she makes santa look thin
im a good elf and im not gonna dignify that with a response
the elf continued to make fun of the elf
well your daddy is so dumb that i told him to piss in a corner of a round room and he was there for years looking for one
my mommy told me that he left us because he got lost on his way home from work
the puppet continued to make fun of the elf so the elf decided that he needed to start a fire to keep warm
burn motha fucka