The Truth Comes Out

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 22, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-22-01
I just got another death threat! I don't even know these fucking people. What the hell is their problem?
Who's this bozo?
Gerald Mason.
Oh. Him. That's probably 'cause I slept with his wife and then called him up and told him I was you.
Thanks a lot, assmunch. Anything else you'd like to tell me?
Were you aware you're wanted in Nova Scotia for assaulting a shopkeeper with a giant dildo?