"Lot number 456B, the mummified remains of the world's only known Siamese elephants, captured in India in 1856 by Dr. Geoffrey Barnabus. We'll start the bidding at four million.
Six million!
Five million!
Sold, to Mr. Yang, for $78.3 million dollars. I might add that we don't take checks.
No problem, snooch. Just put it on my Yahoo Platinum Visa.
I don't quite get it. You just more money than the GNP of a small third world country on a nasty hunk of dead elephant.
Well, yeah. But it'll make a bitchin' coatrack for my office.
