Well here we were. The monkey house at the local zoo. Almost midnight, and primetime for some illicit activites.
I had a sack with a roll of duct tape, some banana flavored candy and a stun gun. She had a guilty look on her face.
I'd felt a little bad when the DA had dogged her for three days on the witness stand, but when the judge layed down this sentence... Well, it's the first time I ever barfed in court.
May God have mercy on your soul, you knife wielding, whacked out homicidal bitch.
