Maura, you're only one man away from setting a new world's record for sex in a 24 hour period. How does it feel?
Well Rog, aside from the obvious chafing issues I'm ecstatic. I'm sure everyone who thought I was a slut in high school is feeling pretty stupid right now.
Well let's not waste any more time. Here comes magical number 2046.
Bring him on. I'm ready for some sweet, sweet lovin'.