Hey there, Sonny. Time to pay the fiddler. Let's go.
Are you out of your mind? I told him 50 years or until my website gets more hits in a week than Yahoo.
Check your logs. Some guy named Crappy logged twelve billions hits alone since Tuesday.
Damn it. I told him to stop trying to vote for his own comics.
Hey. This is just temporary, right? I just have to like, atone for my sins or something?
Sure, Bradley. Just got one task for you. We've been saving a copy of every paper since the dawn of time and we need you to make a collage of Family Circus characters big enough to cover Saturn.