Wake

Author: gabe_billings

Date: August 16, 2001

by gabe_billings
8-16-01
Wow, I can't believe wirthling's gone. He was so young.
Yeah. It's a real bummer. Hey, it was nice of you to fly all the way over here from Australia.
I wasn't going to miss this for the world. It's the first funeral I've ever heard of with strippers and an open bar.
Wirthling wanted it that way. It probably should have been closed casket, though.
Why's that?
It's been less than an hour and Gabe's already stuffed Cheetos up wirthling's nose and pulled his pants down around his ankles.