Jon's usually ok, unless he gets in one of his 'depression moods'. Then he can get to be a real drag. And if he sinks too low, he can start abusing household chemicals.
That reminds me of the time he got the fourth rejection notice from Tribune. Man, did that ever push him over the edge. You've never seen anyone snort Lysol so fast.
We thought he was just going to pass out like usual, but he didn't. He tried to tell us that gravity had reversed itself and kept trying to do handstands so he wouldn't fall onto the ceiling.
That lasted about ten minutes. Then he stripped all his clothes off and started wrapping tin foil around his head.
Said it would stop the CIA spy rays from penetrating.
We're not sure about the nudity. Latent homosexuality if you ask me.
