This is my new invention, the ChiropraCreator. It uses clever PHP code to correct body alignment. First strap on the BodyMangler harness.
Then simply use these pull down menus to enter in height, weight, etc... Choose your ailment and then press 'Crack It!' Voila! In no time at all you'll be fixed!
*Beep*. General Protection Fault. Windows has crashed. SNAP!!
