Dear Mr. Smith: We regret to inform you that in the interests of bettering all of humanity we were forced to bulldoze your house to make room for a very important addition to the neighborhood.
Rest assured that once construction of Starbucks #4351 is complete, a plaque in your honor will be hung in the gentlemen's restroom above urinal 2.
Enclosed please find a coupon for a free grande latte. Sincerey, Starbucks Corporation
