Get your ass in gear, son. We got to combine the north forty before nighfall or else we ain't gonna git that grass seed to the plant on time.
Aww, Dad. I need to practice my moves for the Dahler Mendhi Indipop dance competition this weekend!
What, that feller with the towel on his head? Tell you what. I'm a gonna go git in my combine over there and if you come to your senses by the time I get back I won't run you over.
You just don't understand! Help me Dahler, you're my only hope! Use your punjabi magic to make him understand!