Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I simply want you to think about the seven eyewitness testimonies you have just heard, one of which was from the defendant's own mother!
That combined with footage from the security camera leaves absolutely no doubt as to the guilt of the accused. The prosecution rests.
Fifteen minutes later...
Uh, your honor... There weren't any, like, DNA tests, or fingerprints, or even cum stains they find with that funky light. NOT GUILTY!
