Yo I regulated Archie and left him in a ditch - pulled my nine on Jughead and smoked him like a bitch - cuz I always gets it my way just like at Burger King
I'm the master of disaster - my socks got no static cling - I'm gettin' all the girlies cuz I'm rich like Jerry Yang - I hang with my boys at NASA and drink up all the Tang...
Gee, that's great Mr. Mixalot... But I'm thinking maybe the lyrics aren't quite on target for our Campbell's tomato soup ad.
That's Sir Mixalot to you, bitch. Queen Latifah didn't go knightin' me so's I could get dissed by some honky.
