The Cards They Never Lie

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 20, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-20-01
So what did she say?
Miss Cleo says that Pete is cheating on me with a woman from work. She also said something bad would happen today. And I just dropped a pencil on the floor!
Wow. She really does see all. What does he say?
He says he's always been faithful and I should trust an eight year relationship over someone who charges $4.95 a minute for made up advice.
So what are you gonna do?
Duh. I'm dropping his white ass.