Let's take a minute to read some viewer mail. Our first piece comes to us from Lloyd Johnson, a retired railroad worker from Chicago, Illinois. In his letter our friend Lloyd writes...
"Dear Lowpass. I've been reading your comics for a while now. They're me and my dog Bowser's favorite. But I was wondering why so many comics use such foul language and needless violence?" --Lloyd
Well Lloyd, you pissant felchmonkey. The answer is simple, really. So we'll tattoo it on your stomach tonight after me and the boys pay you a visit, nail you to the wall and skullfuck Bowser.