Y'all is gonna love this baby. Built back in 1902 when them bitches knew what they was doin'. Solid as a fuckin' rock!
It smells a little funky. And how come that wall in the kitchen is missing?
Shit nigga! Dat's just da new open floorplan thang we gots goin' on. And don't you worry none 'bout them junkies in the front room. We gonna clear them out.
I suppose there's a good reason for the giant pit in the family room?
Headstart on yo new inground pool, bitch. Now I tell you what. You drop me $650,000 fo' dis pad and I throw in honey or two fo da weekend.
